Last night at a Texas Rangers game, former president George W. Bush almost got hit with a foul ball. Bush vowed revenge on the batter, but you know Obama’s gonna be the one to actually get him.

- Conan O’Brien

Yesterday was a testament to the military’s dedication in relentlessly hunting down the enemy during many years of war. And we thank our president. We thank President Bush.

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Sarah Palin, on Bin Laden’s death.

Listen, I feel pretty icky trying to view this through a political lens, but clearly there is a right person to thank in this situation and a wrong person to thank.

And clearly the right guy to thank is the one who’s out of power and had nothing to do with it (and who also let him get away for 7+ years).  

The Scripture says there’s enough trouble today, don’t worry about tomorrow. I ain’t even thinking about some darn referendum in 2000-you know, the end of, whenever, November, whenever it is. Just let me take care of today.

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Ohio Gov. John Kasich

I pulled this from an article about the Ohio Union Bill. I’m not weighing in on the bill, I’m simply pointing out my Governor’s English skills and word choice here. Scary.  

(via paris87)

Rarely is the question asked, is John Kasich secretly George W. Bush?

After years of coveting them, I’ll finally be able to afford blueberries. Did you know they have a lot of antioxidants, which prevent cancer? Cancer! This tax cut just might save my life. Who said Republicans don’t support health care?

- Larry David, on the extension of the Bush tax cuts

Obama and GOPers Worked Together to Kill Bush Torture Probe ⇢
Before I do some economics posts, I think I ought to say something about the torture memos — namely, that there is now no way to view the people who ruled us these past 8 years as anything but monsters.

- Paul Krugman

Bush Administration Weighed Restricting 1st Amendment | Newsweek.com ⇢

Read this article.

To the Bush Administration: Nice job upholding that Constituion you swore to protect. Assholes.

Can we start indicting these guys already, or what?

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Did I do that right?

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Did I do that right?

Katie Couric interviews Lil Wayne

Katie:  If you had to ask President Bush a question about Katrina, what would it be?
Weezy:  I’m a gangsta and gangstas don’t ask questions.

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