Today at lunch, some quesadilla grease dripped out onto my beard, and it took me a full 20 minutes to realize why I kept smelling cheese.

And in two and a half months, I’ll be responsible for a tiny person.

We had protection in this bill. We passed an amendment that specifically said if you were an American citizen or here legally in the country, you would get a trial by jury. It’s been removed because they want the ability to hold American citizens without trial in our country. This is so fundamentally wrong and goes against everything we stand for as a country that it can’t go unnoticed. When you’re accused of a crime in our country you get a trial, you get a trial by a jury of your peers, no matter how heinous your crime is, no matter how awful you are, we give you a trial. This bill takes away that right and says that if someone thinks you’re dangerous, we will hold you without a trial. It’s an abomination.


Rand Paul.

Rand Paul.


Envelope & Jacoti Sommes feat. The Catalyst | “We’re All Gonna Die Together”

Music video of the year from where I’m sitting. Recommended if you like claymation Biggie Smalls.

(And topical for today, too!)

Watch it watch it watch it.

Big Boi Reads How The Grinch Stole Christmas!

Season’s Skeetings.

So, uhh, I did that thing that annoying people do where they make a year-end top ten albums list that no one else cares about.

  1. Japandroids  Celebration Rock
  2. The Men  Open Your Heart
  3. Grizzly Bear  Shields
  4. Ty Segall  Twins
  5. Killer Mike  R.A.P. Music
  6. Cloud Nothings  Attack on Memory
  7. Beach House  Bloom
  8. Divine Fits  A Thing Called Divine Fits
  9. Hot Chip  In Our Heads
  10. White Lung  Sorry

And I also did that thing where people can’t narrow their list down far enough, so they have an honorable mention section (in alphabetical order):

  • Action Bronson  Blue Chips
  • El-P  Cancer for Cure
  • Himanshu  Nehru Jackets
  • Lotus Plaza  Spooky Action at a Distance
  • Ty Segall Band  Slaughterhouse
  • The xx  Coexist
(via HOMAGE)
Attention anyone who hasn’t gotten me a gift yet…

(via HOMAGE)

Attention anyone who hasn’t gotten me a gift yet…

We could have fighting, killing over cigarettes if we made it a felony to sell a cigarette or smoke one. So we legalized it. If all you do is try to find a police or military solution to the problem, a lot of people die and it doesn’t solve the problem.

- Bill Clinton joins other world leaders to declare the War on Drugs a failure. Read their comments here. (via think-progress)

Man, it’s too bad that guy was never in a position where he could do something about it…

Since the brutal presidential election, there has been a lot of soul-searching going on at Fox News, and I am confident that they eventually will find one.

- Stephen Colbert


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