Sleigh Bells @ Newport Music Hall

We want the best for the network. They are a larger organism of which we’re a living breathing part. I dare say we are the throbbing, turgid boner of NBC. Perhaps, more appropriately, we’re also the second ovaries since our show is a matriarchy under Amy [Poehler]. But like any organism, sometimes you’re proud of your genitals, and you want to use them to give pleasure to others. And other times you have to focus on the other parts of your body — if you have a bad tooth or an ear infection. In those instances, you don’t generally want your genitalia exposed. And so you put it away while you pay attention to your haircut. If you’re getting your lips or ears pierced, you don’t want your genitalia stealing the thunder…We enjoy the cultural coitus into which NBC inserts us, but sometimes we understand that we will remain dormant within their trousers. As long as the lights are still on and we’re still shooting, we’re happy as clams.

- Nick Offerman, with literally the best response to ‘Parks & Rec’s’ limbo status

Thee Oh Sees! (at Alrosa Villa)

Thee Oh Sees! (at Alrosa Villa)


Thee Oh Sees @ Alrosa Villa

While Cranston and Paul would be limited to cameos, one Breaking Bad cast member could end up playing a major role in the new series: Jonathan Banks, who played the private investigator, hit man, and general problem-solver Mike Ehrmantraut. “I could definitely see a version of [Better Call Saul] where Mike Ehrmantraut is an important part of this series,” Gilligan tells the Reporter.


Walter White and Jesse Pinkman could show up in ‘Better Call Saul’ | The Verge



The Men @ Kobo

Phoenix @ the LC.

Phoenix @ the LC.

I’m seeing Andrew W.K. tonight…

…and you’re not.

IRL Update:

I have a wife and a kid and some dogs and sometimes they all do stuff simultaneously that makes me smile.

Special shout out to my dog Brick who is hanging out in the background trying to lick baby puke off a blanket.


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